MJ and I are seatmates during Algeb class and there's no day that we don't make noise in class. I think we are the noisiest during his (Mr Harries Dela Cruz) lesson. Haha MJ and I are kinda against with his teachings because he seems very boring and wala lang we don't feel him. Haha
So.. since we weren't listening and Mj was very into Twilight series quotes... he showed me this paper full of quotes... then he and I started changing some words up to make it sound funny and we showed it to our friends who have read Twilight series. :))
And here... I'd like to share it to some of you. :D
(oh not all are from twilight series..)
~Original~Bella: how old are you?
Edward: 17
Bella: how long have you been 17?
Edward: a while...
Bella: I know what you are...you are impossibly fast... and strong.. your skin is pale white and... ice cold...
Edward: Are You Afraid?
Bella: I'm only afraid of losing you...
Edward: Im not the most dangerous thing out there...
James: You brought a snack
Bella: What now they're always coming after me?
Revive Quote from Twilight Series:Mimi: How long have you been a biik?
MJ: a while...
Mimi: I know what you are...you are impossibly FAT... and stinky.. your skin is pale pink and... muddy too...
MJ: Are you afraid of me? *bik*bik* (how pigs sound)
Mimi: I'm only afraid when I see you being roasted with an apple on the mouth.
MJ: I'm not the most dangerous pig out there...
Mimi: (inhales...) You brought a pig!!
MJ: *bik*bik* What now they're always coming after mee?
~YM~EWAN
MJ: NDE
MJ: EWAN!
MJ: STA NVM
MJ: SHIT
MJ: I SAID NVM!!!
MJ: HAHAHAAHA
Mimi: HAHAHAHHA SHIT HOLE SHUT UP OK??? SHITS DONT TALK
MJ: HAHAHHA
MJ: GAGU!
MJ: LAKAS MO AH!
MJ: Shit happens...
MonMon: kaya ka pala nabuo. :))
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