Kapag hindi nakikig sa teacher...
So.. since we weren't listening and Mj was very into Twilight series quotes... he showed me this paper full of quotes... then he and I started changing some words up to make it sound funny and we showed it to our friends who have read Twilight series. :))
And here... I'd like to share it to some of you. :D
(oh not all are from twilight series..)
~Original~
Bella: how old are you?
Edward: 17
Bella: how long have you been 17?
Edward: a while...
Bella: I know what you are...you are impossibly fast... and strong.. your skin is pale white and... ice cold...
Edward: Are You Afraid?
Bella: I'm only afraid of losing you...
Edward: Im not the most dangerous thing out there...
James: You brought a snack
Bella: What now they're always coming after me?
Revive Quote from Twilight Series:
Mimi: How long have you been a biik?
MJ: a while...
Mimi: I know what you are...you are impossibly FAT... and stinky.. your skin is pale pink and... muddy too...
MJ: Are you afraid of me? *bik*bik* (how pigs sound)
Mimi: I'm only afraid when I see you being roasted with an apple on the mouth.
MJ: I'm not the most dangerous pig out there...
Mimi: (inhales...) You brought a pig!!
MJ: *bik*bik* What now they're always coming after mee?
~YM~
EWAN
MJ: NDE
MJ: EWAN!
MJ: STA NVM
MJ: SHIT
MJ: I SAID NVM!!!
MJ: HAHAHAAHA
Mimi: HAHAHAHHA SHIT HOLE SHUT UP OK??? SHITS DONT TALK
MJ: HAHAHHA
MJ: GAGU!
MJ: LAKAS MO AH!
MJ: Shit happens...
MonMon: kaya ka pala nabuo. :))
Labels: Funny Convos, random



